Hi fellow flyers, I know every one of you likes things clean and shiny but not everyone wants to spend and wing and a leg to do it, so we decided to have our latest and greatest car wash gadgetry give you the options for just how clean and shiny you want your car to be and to be able to keep your wings and legs in the process.

I hope you go with “The Flying Ace” but I’m partial to that because I named it after myself. Wait until you see how nice your car shines and how the rain beads off of it. Just like water off my back.